A Conspiracy Theory

A Tinfoil Hat

And stop worshiping Jesse Ventura!

I think I’ve nailed down 10 words/phrases that instantly make you look like a lunatic conspiracy theorist. Use any of them to instantly invalidate any argument you make. Find another way to phrase what you mean, folks are conditioned to tune out those who use these phrases.

1) One World Government
2) New World Order
3) Martial Law
4) RFID implants
5) Sheeple
6) Illuminati
7) Chemtrails
8) Fluoride (Unless you’re a dentist)
9) FEMA Death Camps
10) 9/11

Bonus Phrase!

11) Sovereign Citizen. You know the kind, the person brays on to the police/judge that laws don’t apply to him because he’s a so-called “sovereign citizen”

By the way folks, NFC (like in your debit card) is not RFID. Nobody can read them from 3 feet away. You don’t need a metal wallet. You have to be within 3 centimeters of the card, and oriented just right, to read it. Get a normal wallet, you look ridiculous.

 

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