When I’m not automating everything in sight at work, or guiding Ekko through the Fields of Justice, I use this site for anything from helping folks use NVENC on Linux to pissing off gun-nut lawyers in Texas. Or pissing off script kiddies in Finland. Or pissing off script kiddies in Canada.
You and your Skype friends are free to giggle and spew broken English at me by calling +1 (630) 470-1769. This phone records all inbound calls.
My social security number is available upon a brief Google search. Yours is probably available for less than $30 on any number of websites. If this doesn’t bother you, it should.
Finally, while this website uses CloudFlare, the actual IP address of the server it runs on is 2607:5300:100:200::5b6. Please feel free to DDoS it. It does not have an IPv4 interface.